How do I join the Westboro Baptist Church?

I would love to join the church because I think that the people involved in it are some of the most loving, caring folks in the world. I also believe that they reflect God's teaching better than anyone else. I live in NE Kansas so I think my location is suitable to join. I have two brothers, one gay and one in the military. Will my family background effect my chances of being accepted into this wonderful church? Thanks in advance, and KKK sucks.